The examined life is the only life worth living.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Falling down is not a failure. Failure comes when you stay where you have fallen.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Awareness of ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.

There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

If you want to be wrong then follow the masses.

I am a Citizen of the World, and my Nationality is Goodwill.

Time turns our lies into truths.

Its decision to suck up an extra helping of toddler soup would cost it dearly.

The problem isn't that they all speak bad about me. The problem is that they all feel comfortable speaking bad about me to you.

The family I grew up in had three generations of widows.

I'm either a mutant or a cripple, and I refuse to be a cripple. People pity cripples, but they're afraid of mutants [...] Fear implies respect.

The text says Deuteronomy was lost, but you say it was written then.

Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.

Pray on all occasions." Unlocked page 38.

You never know with these things when you're trying something new what can happen. This is all experimental.

I come from an acting family, my father was an actor, and I had to fight my way and just create my own identity.