The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Kill someone on the behalf of yourself, you get deemed a murderer. Kill someone on behalf of your Government, you get deemed a hero.

I'm not a big fan of there being voiceovers in movies. I really prefer it when the film tells it story.

I write slowly. I actually write quickly, but I throw out so much material.

May you never lay your head down, without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold.

The ancient dialogue between reason and the senses is almost always more interestingly and passionately resolved in favor of the senses.

When we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city...

Whether you are sixteen or sixty, the rest of your life is ahead of you. You cannot change one moment of your past, but you can change your whole future. Now is your time.

Chicago keeps getting all these complete games. Im expecting 50 cent hot dogs.

The advocates of literal interpretation have been the most efficacious enemies of those doctrines whose nature they profess to venerate.