The eyes of mortal men, threaten you with doom They regret to see you, set, but it is time, for the moon

Don't believe everything you hear: Real eyes, Realize, Real lies

Life's a test, mistakes are lessons, but the gift of life is knowing that you have made a difference.

If you let a person talk long enough you'll hear their true intentions. Listen twice, speak once.

Trust me I never lose. Either I win or learn from it

God will judge my heart, Man will judge my actions.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

You never stop loving someone. You just learn to live without them.

My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.'

Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared!

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

All great things must first wear terrifying and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity.

Billions of dreams die off every year. I believe yours will not be part of that proportion if only you are ready to shape them!

I abandoned her. It's the one capital crime of fatherhood. Mothers can fail a thousand different ways. A father's only job is: do not abandon this child.

When in doubt go the library

Words can be said but it's the attitude that defines their value. Attitude is the anchor of every word we say or everything we do.

Our Scottish theory ... is that every country has need of Scotchmen, but that Scotland has no need of the citizens of any other country.

Having bowed to the inevitability of the dictum that we must eat to live, we should ignore it and live to eat.

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up.

I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of literature as well.

I have known many gods. He who denies them is blind as he who trusts them too deeply.