The face staring back at me isn't beautiful but she isn't something that would scare the horses, either.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

I couldn't have gotten sober without rehab because I needed the science.

Duets are not about individual skill but about the relationship between the two players.

Why, I say, do so few understand and apprehend the internal power?... He who in himself sees all things, is all things.

A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

Seize today and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow.

Creativity is the crucial variable in the process of turning knowledge into value

There are so many brilliant women on television right now.

All religions have periods in their history which are looked back to with retrospective fear and trembling as eras of persecution, and each religion has its own book of martyrs.

Our chief justices have probably had more profound and lasting influence on their times and on the direction of the nation than most presidents.

Our program necessarily includes the propaganda of atheism.