The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter even though they'll insist no such instrument exists.

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.

Do not let another day go by where your dedication to other people's opinions is greater than your dedication to your own emotions!

Share a book and you'll make a friend!

I'll go over again and again until I've finally crossed to where he is

For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.

When we fixate on the worst in something, we render ourselves incapable of fixing anything... But attend to the good in something - and we act towards the best in everything.

The destructive one-fourth must be eliminated from the social body.

All Hollywood corrupts; and absolute Hollywood corrupts absolutely.

It is as absurd to expect members of philosophy departments to be philosophers as it is to expect members of art departments to be artists.

I aspired to be extremely sophisticated.

I'm never going to write a whole paragraph describing what a living room looks like.