The fact is that I loved being in England.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

We can never live in the past

when you are doubt with someone on how they feel don't pretend that you know what they were thinking, never assume yourself as you know how they feel when you really not at their shoes at all.

When we allow God to be exalted in our difficulties we are in the perfect place to smell the fragrance of His Presence.

The American Public is who I'm interested in. Ultimately, if they think I'm good and they think I'm entertaining that's all that matters.

A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.

Our nation's security, economy, and place on the world stage depends on the success our educational system.

I love fashion. Over the past year I've got heavily into it.

If you are to accomplish all that one demands of you, you must overestimate your own worth.

While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned.

God forbid that Judges upon their oath should make resolutions to enlarge jurisdiction.