The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I stretched out my hand towards the little bookshelf where I kept cookery and devotional books, the most comfortable bedside reading.

The screen is a magic medium. It has such power that it can retain interest as it conveys emotions and moods that no other art form can hope to tackle.

Work hard at everything you do. Never give up. Never quit. Many people have talents but without the hard work you won't get anywhere.

What makes us the most normal," said Reiko, "is knowing that we're not normal.

When academics claim a topic is obsolete, they mean merely they are tired of flogging it with their cliches.

It is unacceptable to risk the lives of American soldiers and sailors merely to accommodate the sexual lifestyles of certain individuals.

That which does not correspond to the truth or to the moral norm possesses, objectively, no right either to existence or to propagation or to action.

In the end you regret less the things you believed that weren't true than the things that never came true because you didn't believe.

Increasingly, editing means going to lunch. It means editing with a credit card, not with a pencil.

As long as the house of The Holy Spirit remains a haven for criminals the reputation of the church will remain in ruins.