The fact that you are giving money to charity does not mean that you need not try to find out whether that charity is a fraud or not.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

One of the greatest advantages of singleness is the potential for greater focus on Christ and accomplishing work for Him.

Folks do not want to see a body disappear before their very eyes. Not me at least.

We learned many years ago that the rich may have money, but the poor have time.

Endow the Living - with the Tears - You squander on the Dead.

Imagining what it is like to be someone other than yourself is at the core of our humanity. It is the essence of compassion, and it is the beginning of morality.

If I were a young coach today, I would be extremely careful in selecting assistants.

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.

It wasn't so much that I was all alone on stage, but it was the realization of how much you need the response-you need the audience to tell you where to go

When you're 19, getting a girl to say yes, or being a dog, or being a player, cheating. Consent is all about - for me, back then - if you can get a girl to say yes, you win.

Rock and menopause do not mix.