The facts of life are very stubborn things.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.

You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Support your right to arm bears.

...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.

I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.

Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

New exit, new entry!

We need you to come home.

One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Learning to make films is very easy. Learning what to make films about is very hard.

The accurate measure of a human being is what he or she actually gets done.

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws.

The artist in his calling of interpreter creates because he must. He is so much of a voice that, for him, silence is like death

I've seen your stormy seas and stormy women, And pity lovers rather more than seamen.

I think that we need to measure how we give dollars to libraries by need. And the communities that are poor, in my opinion, should get more because you have to do more outreach.