The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment.

Fashion is so over the top.

I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.

I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Be yourself because an original is always worth more than a copy.

You can't judge a man by the way he reacts when things go right, but by the way he reacts when things go wrong.

If you have an optimistic attitude, the world will get better

I have lived my life growing up with emptiness in hope that I would someday find you. That emptiness is now a broken Heart

Reputation matters so much only because people so seldom think for themselves.

Love cannot last without a foundation of forgiveness.

I listened to Bill Bennett and tons of other talk show hosts who talked about that and other policies and started branching out and caring about other issues in regards to politics.

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.

[My muse] feels nostalgic for Japan, and, perhaps strangely, for the pioneer days of America.

I am a fanatic! I feel a power within me...a fire that I may not quench, but must keep ablaze.