The family spirit has rendered man carnivorous.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

It's like they've forgotten everything important, isn't it? I mean, forgotten things like cats and dancing exist.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

Roses by the head, jasmine at the feet so appear the longings that have passed without being satisfied, not one of them granted a night of sensual pleasure, or one of its radiant mornings.

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

... any men who would give up the law-making power to women in order to remedy existing evils, would surely be those most ready to enact the needful laws themselves.

I dig my father. I wish he could open his eyes and dig me.

I've always loved fashion.

The radical feminists succeeded in undermining the traditional family and convincing women that professional accomplishments are the key to happiness.

In the middle of an ocean on board a ship, one can get a sense of vastness.