The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

Globalisation will make our societies more creative and prosperous, but also more vulnerable.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

If we get the capabilities, NATO, along with the European Union, can do amazing things.

You fog the mind, you stir the soul.

Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

Stop doing what is easy. Start doing what is right.

Evil tempts every soul, but a weak soul tempts evil.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. Some are made of witchcraft and wolf and a little bit of vice.

All clients think that they are architects.

I am a missionary, heart and soul.

When a woman wants to betray her husband, her actions are almost invariably studied but they are never reasoned.

A true Christian man is distinguished from other men, not so much by his beneficent works, as by his patience.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.