The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Love is the action verb of life, and of the heart.

There is a kind of victory in good work no matter how humble.

This proves Indians do nothing else but surf the Web.

'Freaks and Geeks' was a show where our individuality was really celebrated.

The great home of the soul is the open road.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.

A sustainable human community is designed in such a manner that its ways of life, technologies, and social institutions honor, support, and cooperate with nature's inherent ability to sustain life.

The alternative to extinction is stagnation, and stagnation is seldom a good thing.

Yes, writing is not easy. But can any writer imagine NOT writing?

I have glaucoma, so use eye drops both morning and night.