The federal government is like a handicapped turtle trying to crawl around and keep up with the rabbit, which is technology.

You cannot teach a person who knows everything.

You can't get attention of one who focused on himself.

Give dry bread to a rich kid and he will throw it into the dustbin, give it to the poor kid and he will remember your name for the rest of his days

No, I'm not the prototypical leadoff man. I'm not the prototypical anything. I just try to be the prototypical Jimmy Rollins.

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth. In many parts of the planet, the elderly lament that once beautiful landscapes are now covered with rubbish.

When I follow my heart, usually the results are good.

It is surely time for men to think for themselves, and to throw off the authority of names so artificially magnified.

Limitation makes the creative mind inventive.