The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.

Our task is to carry the Lord's peace into every situation, into every duty.

Angels and demons are shaped by humans. Even god is shaped by humanity. Who you are has been codified by the humans around you… family, friends, and even enemies.

However fragmented the world, however intense the national rivalries, it is an inexorable fact that we become more interdependent every day.

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it.

I am a lady young in beauty waiting Until my truelove comes, and then we kiss.

That's what's wrong with the people in this world; they believe they can do well by just getting by when they need to aim for the highest.

It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

The attempt is to kill the false "I", so that the real "I", the Lord, will reign. "I the Lord thy God am a jealous God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me," say the Hebrew scriptures.

Power corrupts, and obsolete power corrupts obsoletely.