The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

We are our stories. We tell them to stay alive or keep alive those who only live now in the telling.

6, 000 people were killed, crippled, and wounded during the War of Independence. The economy was devastated - there was no milk, just milk powder. No eggs, but egg powder. Meat was only once a week.

For the kids, who in their lives have never known the slightest power, delinquency is a way of looking for power.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Families are the Lord's workshop on earth to help us learn and live the gospel. We come into our families with a sacred duty to help strengthen each other spiritually.

To me, it is one world, and the non-human animals bear the brunt of oppression and suffering.

[...]you know what they say about messengers, right"? Excuse me?" Too much bad news will get you shot."[...]

I believe I may so, looking into my own heart, and speaking as in the presence of God, that I have never know one moment of bitterness or resentment.

America has to be not just an idea but a living, breathing thing.