The fellow who can pay only twenty-five cents to see a ball game always will be just as welcome at Comiskey Park as the box seat holder.

It is the small things in life which count; it is the inconsequential leak which empties the biggest reservoir.

There is nothing I enjoy more than to see others enjoy themselves.

I was perfectly satisfied with the West Side of Chicago when I was in knickerbockers. I hope it was with me.

I would not be on the level did I not confess that I always have believed that the old Browns were a great team, one of the greatest ever organized.

No one has any license to brag because he is honest. That should be natural instinct and, besides, if you are not, they put you in jail. Honesty is merely a form of insurance.

Into your darkest corner, you are safe in my love, you are protected. I am the openess you seek, I am your doorway. Come sit in the circular temple of my heart, & let yourself be calm.

What is the test of good manners? Being able to bear patiently with bad ones.

To be a human being is to suffer. But it's the unnecessary suffering, it's the suffering that we visit upon one another, that really should be stopped.

I wanted to make connections between Whale's past and present.

It was expected of me that I was to bow to the name of Andrew Jackson... even at the expense of my conscience and judgement. such a thing was new to me, and a total stranger to my principles.

I am a firm believer in free but fair trade. However the United States should not be on the losing end of trade agreements that are not enforced. It is time that we make China play fairly.

I want to be comfortable on TV. If I'm comfortable, they're comfortable watching me. I think nothing's more icky than watching icky on TV.

Christianity is our foe. If animal rights is to succeed, we must destroy the Judeo-Christian religious tradition.

Wizard's Ninth Rule A contradiction can not exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.

You'll be happy to know that the universal law that created miracles hasn't been repealed.