The fellow who laughs last may laugh best, but he gets the reputation of being very slow-witted.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

Humans love appreciation. It is best tool to achieve them.

My character and my behavior is not for politics. I say what I think. I'm too liberal.

I'm as far away from technology as possible. But I like to be as present as possible.

The Yankees are one of the best teams. I want to stay with them forever.

Do you know what I'm working on now? My first feature as a director.

Remember that the only constant in life is change.

Lincoln had a tremendous capacity for personal growth - more than any other American President.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

We're wrong if we think we're the only ones struggling with Resistance. Everyone who has a body experiences Resistance.

Home is a shelter from storms - all sorts of storms.