The female format is a beautiful one in which to function. Foolhardy as it may be. I change my image all the time, it's whatever suits me at the moment.

There is so much in the world to hate, why hate yourself?

I'm completely optimistic - I know the end is coming!

I think it's important to encourage gluttony in all its formats.

I'm a total pleasure seeker. I pursue anything that satisfies me. I usually get it. I have specific needs and I know what they are so I can achieve satisfaction.

I'm nihilistic, antagonistic, violent, horrible - but not obliterated, yet. I just refuse to be beaten down. I think it's stubborness that keeps me going.

I used to think feminism was a liberating force - now I see many of those people are just censors under a different name.

Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.

Part of the charm of what I do is the fact that its completely unrelated to everything that came before.

Think your own thoughts.

The need to document my insanity is an affliction I have not yet cured myself of.

No sheep may leave the flock, " he said to anyone who would listen, "unless he comes back again.

Initiative without action is the same as having the mind to acknowledge a problem, but not having the heart to see it through.

What is a Man / Woman who does not try and make the World Better?

Tradition is the albatross around the neck of progress.

There are a lot of people who I look up to. I like what Ricky Gervais does, I also like Ron Howard. It's probably never going to happen, but if I had to pick a couple people, those are two.

I just go out there and do what I do and try and hit my spots.

I like dropping into a small club and playing with some people, trying to help them get a start.

Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'.

It's the main reason why I continue to push myself and my career to do more and more as the amount that you're able to raise for charity and to give to charity by my celebrity.

I have these guilty pleasures, these failed films that don't work at all, but I'll watch them if they're on. Like 'The Game'.