The fiercest anger of all, the most incurable, Is that which rages in the place of dearest love.

Arm yourself, my heart: the thing that you must do is fearful, yet inevitable.

O Zeus, why is it you have given men clear ways of testing whether gold is counterfeit but, when it comes to men, the body carries no stamp of nature for distinguishing bad from good.

For a lot of people, God lives in their Bibles and they open it when they feel He has something to say.

Gender is a social construct, but everyone likes to cuddle.

How we live our lives gives those we love permission to do the same. That is a power and a responsibility that we can never take lightly.

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

Life is like that. Some days are diamonds and some days are stones.

Nature, in giving tears to man, confessed that he Had a tender heart; this is our noblest quality.

I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm like, Man, if it upsets you that much, quit countin' them!

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

Between flattery and admiration there often flows a river of contempt.

We should probably stop trading derivatives, anything more complex than regular options ... I am an options trader, and I don't understand options. How do you want a regulator to understand them?