The final mystery is oneself.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Stories You Can Feel!

Was there ever something not known before it was recognized?

I come in peace unto you

Greasy food is so comforting when you are hungover.

The greatest right of a civilized person is to be left alone, unless he does harm to others or is threatening to do harm to himself.

Once a change of direction has begun, even though it's the wrong one, it still tends to clothe itself as thoroughly in the appurtenances of Tightness as if it had been a natural all along.

Formal art is essentially rational.

I guess people expect or figure me to be a lot of different things.

I wrote the Brotherhood song for no money out of my deep feelings about humanity, and because I was flattered that whatever talents I had, had been recognized.

Without a doubt, Eddie Van Halen is the greatest guitar player who has ever lived.