The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist Jack.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

The life of Shakespeare is a fine mystery and I tremble every day lest something turn up.

Is that Disney magic of pixie magic?" I kid... "It is life magic".

You know, ” Naomi said, “if you’re looking at hundreds of people burning to death as a problem solving itself, that may be more evidence that you’re on wrong side.

Why didn't my father get to give Mom the fairy tale? Why do most people fail to give each other the fairy tale?

Early childhood education is an urgent educational, economic and moral imperative. Without it, we face a long-term national economic security crisis.

Mother's room, and mother's need for privacy become a valuable lesson in respect for other people's rights.

Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help.

There is more to be learned at the foot of the Cross than anywhere else in the world.

Love demands all, and has a right to all.

Wage war on death. Live for love.