The first amendment protects free speech, but if you don't have freedom of thought, do you really have freedom of speech?

To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They'll never get to be swans

Love can conquer every hateful heart.

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

I have a couple of ideas for shows that I would love to bring to fruition in some way at some point.

Every day I pray. I yield myself to God and the tensions and anxieties go out of me and peace and power come in.

Football is a team game. So is life.

Me, as myself, I don't think I'm particularly funny. But I've noticed that people in my life always have found me amusing. Which, when I was little, really bothered me.

I’m letting God write my love story because once upon a time, I took control of it and it didn’t work well.

Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot.

A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.