The first casualty of war is casual wear.

If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I am one of a team of Iraqi weapons inspectors currently travelling through the United Kingdom under very difficult conditions searching for weapons of mass distraction.

Once embarked on a course of sensationalism, the composer is forced into a descending spiral spin from which only the most experienced pilot can flatten out in time.

She must face her grief where the struggle is always hardest-in the place where each trivial object is attended by pleasant memories.

Throughout evolution, ostracism was death indeed.

You've got to be willing to lose everything to gain yourself.

Very impressive. Where did you learn that?" Made it up just now.

I have to give credit to my trainer. He definitely kept me motivated in staying in shape... I've always been naturally curvy, but of course I had to get used to being in the public eye.

Out of routine comes inspiration.

Canada is a vast and empty country.

In blitz, the Knight is stronger than the Bishop