The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

The only way to set yourself free is to meet each new challenge relatively.

What happened to you?" she asked. "I got hit in the side." "With what?" "A knife.

Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the surgeon cuts the cancer and alien growth from the body.

If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.

Design is about crafting an experience that is unfamiliar enough to feel novel, yet familiar enough to instill confidence.

Your rhythm is what matters to you so much that when you miss it you're resentful of your work...So find your rhythm, understand what makes you resentful, and protect it.

My dream of course, as a writer and a person who's an entertainer, is: Grow up to be Mindy Kaling, don't grow up to be Mindy Lahiri.

Experience shows that the success of a programming course critically depends on the choice of these examples.

If people with the very best intentions carry on prosecutions that are oppressive, the end may not always perhaps sanctify the means.

What I really like to do is just do the twist!