The first day of school is bullshit

The thing about me and books is that whichever one I’m reading always reminds me of whatever’s happening in my life during that time.

The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now.

When people start liking people, that’s when someone has the ability to get hurt.

You have to give respect to get respect.

The thing about loving someone, is that yelling at them only feels good while you're doing it -- as soon as they're gone, all you want to do is take it all back

People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be a big deal.

No matter how much you tell yourself your over someone, your heart knows the truth

My eyes are a little blood shot from crying, and my hair's messy. But other than that i don't look like someone who's world is falling apart.

I prefer to subscribe to that whole, “everything happens for a reason” theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think about.

You can't bring a duffel bag that says 'I Heart Cheese' on it, that's just offensive.

Money cannot buy the moments of grace.

Life is like this roller coaster you can’t wait to be tall enough and old enough to get on. But when you get on it you realize you’re afraid of roller coasters.

My bike is my gym, my wheelchair and my church all in one. I'd like to ride my bike all day long but I've got this thing called a job that keeps getting in the way.

When someone is beautiful, that gives people an excuse to go out of their way to be mean, as if someone who's beautiful isn't really deep, doesn't really hurt and isn't really a human being.

Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do.

You can learn from anyone even your enemy.

The ultimate goal of mathematics is to eliminate all need for intelligent thought.

Bad evangelism says: I'm right, you're wrong, and I would love to tell you about it