The first day ofschool was always so exciting because you get new shoes and a new backpack, but by the last day of school, you're like, "I don't care. I will wear sweats. Am I done yet?"

Once you find out what makes you comfortable and happy, it's a lot easier to be confident.So, be yourself!

With bad girls, you can't go as many places as you can with a good girl. But, it is fun to play the bad girl because you always get the better wardrobe!

It's great to be with people you like!

I like to play good girls more because I play bad ones all the time!

...(W)here there's drama, there's crap.

Another problem with the official definitions of terror is that it follows from them that the US is a leading terrorist state.

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

Don't postpone joy until you have learned all of your lessons. Joy is your lesson.

I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.

When I meet a government which says to me, "Your money or your life," why should I be in haste to give it my money?

We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

We cannot afford to leave the poor behind.

[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't have to bring them back.