The first floor could be a restaurant. A good restaurant can survive as long as it has easy accessibility.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

Just as a well-filled day brings blessed sleep, so a well-employed life brings a blessed death

There's life outside Backstreet Boys that is going on and continuing.

What good shall I do this day?

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

Power: a currency that never went out of style.

A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire.

Life sometimes separates people so that they can realize how much they mean to each other.

A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.

Club: An assembly of good fellows, meeting under certain conditions.

There is something more terrible than a hell of suffering--a hell of boredom.