The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Rainbows make great pets, because they're already house trained.

Heart - FamilyBody - LazyMind - WorkSoul - Happy

If you fear to know the cost, the value will definitely be lost. Focus your attentions on the product, not the price.

This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

On coaching the 1970s Philadelphia Flyers: Nobody likes us. Nobody outside Philadelphia, that is. In fact, the nicest thing people say about us is that we are a bunch of muggers.

Out of the trunk, the branches grow; out of them, the twigs. So, in productive subjects, grow the chapters.

If you feel you have the right key, you try to make some phrase or sound that will fit.

it is not given to everyone to shine in adversity.

I live my life with no regrets. Each decision of mine has define my life in a certain way

Love and say it with your life.