The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Art goes into the world unarmed, vulnerable to every quirk of fate, and it must survive only by its power to move men not to destroy it.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

I grew up overnight on that day, Dec. 27, 2007.

Comedy is the most difficult thing to do. Easily the most difficult.

Of all the judgments we make through life, none are more important than the estimate we place on ourselves according to our own internal standards.

I usually tell somebody if a song’s for them. I don’t always tell them if it’s about them.

To be honest, the only thing I ever really wanted to be was a writer - since I read 'Charlotte's Web' as a child.

People always ask me if I believe diamonds are a girl's best friend. Frankly, I don't.

I woke up one day and thought: I want to write a book about the history of my body. I could justify talking about my mother because it was in her body that my body began.

Disappointment is simply a dream that doesnt want to become a reality.