The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.

Don't worry about how things are. Watch where they are headed.

The world is not fair. If you persist in presuming it is, you will create a lot of unnecessary misery for yourself.

Don't worry about where you are. Watch the first derivative.

Are you sick and tired of men sniveling and whining about how we women want to smother them? If you can still hear them whining you aren't holding the pillow down hard enough.

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy.

It is important to expose yourself to ideas you don't agree with from time to time. Attend a political rally of a party you do not like.

You didn’t tell Summer about it, did you?”“What?” Gage scoffs. “Yeah, telling your girlfriend the Angel of Death might visit her if some switch is flipped is normal pillow talk.

A man only understands what is akin to something already existing in himself.

Work hard. Hard work is the best investment a man can make.

The Beatles and the Stones are for blowing your mind. The Doors are for afterward, when your mind is already gone . . .

If you know what a man's doing, get in front of him; but if you want to guess what he's doing keep behind him.

I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.

So my last image was as the first. A sleeping youth cloaked in light, who opened his eyes with a smile of recognition for someone who had never been a stranger.

Well, first of all it's entertainment. That stops us becoming too pretentious or thinking we're great artists.

In journalism, there are only two stories - "Oh, the wonder of it," and "Oh, the shame of it."

Whenever a nation turns its back on God or beings to live as if He does not exist, it begins to show up in its citizens' disregard for human life.