The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

No light can cover the darkness of a liar's heart

I'd like a relationship that was like two tree trunks side by side, strong but independent.

In fact, I think new media is going to make a big difference with injecting more people of color into Hollywood and non-Hollywood.

With the Giants I broadcast the debut of Hall of Famer Willie Mays.

If you are going to focus on a teacher, you have to be focused on the teacher and not peripheral vibrations that might be around them or it will totally screw up your meditation.

Their mother had always stressed the importance of taking care of yourself first, your family second and everyone else not at all.. darkest surrender

There is a worse tyranny than that of ill-treatment. It is the tyranny of tears, vapours, appeals to feelings of affection and of gratitude!

I love cooking. It's one of my favorite things to do. To share my parents' recipes that I grew up with is just something very special to me.

I want to do more documentaries and travel to places I haven't been. That is where I think I can be fulfilled.

Adversity is, to me at least, a tonic and a bracer.