The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Getting healthy will always result in weight loss as a side effect, but a side effect of dieting and weight loss is often poorer health.

The telephone book is full of facts but it doesn't contain a single idea.

Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife.

You've got to be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?

The trading rules I live by are: 1. Cut losses. 2. Ride winners. 3. Keep bets small. 4. Follow the rules without question. 5. Know when to break the rules.

There were very, very large sums of money that I made when I was very young - 15 million published works and a great many successful movies don't make nothin'.

I've always expressed my thoughts in color but we remain blind.

Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle.

It's simply not true that Donald Trump has no experience in foreign affairs. Hell, two of his foreign affairs resulted in marriages!

I definitely know that there's somebody looking out for me, because I could never do this alone.