The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

How lucky we are! We are singing our songs, dancing our dances, and living our lives.

Courage is one of the best ingredients of success.

Life just happens, Alice. What makes us special is how we react to it.

I am not important. If I take a break, no one dies. And this is A Good Thing.

Forgiveness is an act of the will and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart.

Bing Crosby sings like all people think they sing in the shower.

Authentic spirituality... does not render the self content, it renders it undone.

Perhaps the worst sin in life is knowing right and not doing it.

You have to be a bit of a liar to tell a story the right way.

I think every rapper should know how to sing, like a little bit. I mean common man it'll make your rapping better straight up.