The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further.

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.

Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...

I'm thirty-four.""You don't look thirty-four.""That's because I'm not married." Mae's smile felt as if it were set in concrete. "Marriage tends to age a woman.

No one will love you more than you do. So love your self first.

So you have to accept facts as fact.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants to build a gravy pipeline.

I don't come from a famous family and don't have this detachment from everyday people and everyday life. I'm just doing my job and the attention that comes with it is part of the territory.

Reticences are as revealing as avowals.

Perfect love is long delayed.

Nobody gets lucky all the time. Nobody can win all the time. Nobody's a robot. Nobody's perfect.

I think I was going through a lot of change at 27, but I didn't know it was happening until it was over.

That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.