The first rule of comedy should be, you must be very lazy. Whoever works should be immediately removed.

We South Asians have sycophancy in our genes!

Unless you are wealthy, you cannot afford to act or direct one play and remain unemployed the rest of the time.

There's little money in theatre.

That is the problem with comedy in India. Spoofing sells. Come up with original comedy about the hilarious nation we are, with funny accents and odd rituals, and we get into trouble.

Eventually, there's certain limit in telling bare fact through words.It ain't about diction constraints, but common ability to understand.

Don't leave the classroom of pain without gathering wisdom from its instruction.

I can't be my own person if I constantly require someone else to hold me together.

I believe in some blending of hope and sunshine sweetening the worst lots. I believe that this life is not all; neither the beginning nor the end. I believe while I tremble; I trust while I weep.

I'm dancing to the music of the madness inside me.

Attitude is a choice. What you think you can do, whether positive or negative, confident or scared, will most likely happen.

...I don't have concrete plans for the future. I just think of success and keep a successful attitude. Success is 99 percent preparation. If you set yourself up for winning, rarely will you fail.

Compassion is the greatest form of love humans have to offer.

Men tuned into women but not tuned into their own hurts usually retained the attitude that women needed special protection.

The only remedy against the malady of life is life itself. The bane is its own antidote.