The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

Choice is an illusion, what we eat is again illusion, nothing matters when it's illusion... so how did you survive???

If we are to put an end to division, people from all political persuasions will have to stop fighting one another and seek true unity, not just a consensus that benefits one party.

There is no way to clearly capture or sum up life...when fully lived.

It's important to wallow and grieve when you have a health issue. I don't think you really get the best stuff out of life until you've had the worst stuff.

When we complain about the weather, we are, in reality, murmuring against God.

Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.

The radius vector describes equal areas in equal times.

After I win the job and even in the course of seeking it, we're going to be building bridges. And we're going to be meeting people and addressing the concerns that they have.

I go to sleep at night, like, ’Am I gonna be alone forever?’

Settle down, pup. I ain’t had my caffeine yet.” – Sundown