The first sentence of every novel should be: Trust me, this will take time but there is order here, very faint, very human.

God has already elevated your true potential on earth. So isn't it time for you to start dreaming a little bigger?

For some reason, I have a very strange conception of time. I am constantly hovering at some overview, more macro.

My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.

An aim of an argument should be progress, but progress ultimately means little without victory.

Overcome the angry by non-anger; overcome the wicked by goodness; overcome the miser by generosity; overcome the liar by truth.

There's an obsession, within our culture, with the genteel thief. Somebody who commits a crime, but does it in a classy way.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'

There are three things which the public will always clamour for, sooner or later; namely: novelty, novelty, novelty.

Often, what people don't say tell you more about the nature of their insecurities than what they do say.