The first thing I ever saw Bradley Cooper in was 'Wedding Crashers.'

Do you know what punishments I've endured for my crimes, my sins? None. I am proof of the absurdity of men's most treasured abstractions. A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence.

To live with fear and not be afraid is the final test of maturity.

There's a shortage in this world of I believe in you. So say love...you never know who might need it.

When you chase a dream, you learn about yourself. You learn your capabilities and limitations, and the value of hard work and persistence.

..because the only kind of love I have to offer is stupid and blind and so deep and powerful that I feel like I'm cracking just to hold it in.

Moments of beauty sustain us through hours of ugliness.

If you worry about what everyone is trying to do, you become a spectator and not a player.

Put on some armor. Just remember what's armor and what's you, so when it's time to take it off, you can.

Don't worry about what others think about you; worry about what they think of themselves when they're with you.

If you looked busy, you could get away with almost anything.

I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything.

Some of the most painful and debilitating injuries are the hardest to prove.

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?

At one time or another all normal people have wished their loved ones were dead.

God has a way of giving by the cartloads to those who give away by shovelfuls.

Traits don't change, states of mind do.

I'm so powerful in stage that I seem to have created a monster. When I'm performing I'm an extrovert, yet inside I'm a completely different man.

If the great Government of the United States were a private corporation no bank would take its name on a piece of paper, because it has cynically repudiated the words engraved upon its bonds.

What you mean by 'peace' is nothing more than the endless repetition of human folly.

A company that does not produce anything other than money is a poor business