The first thing the communists do when they take over a country is to outlaw cockfighting

The best performers in Europe are those who use their welfare states to help people adjust to change.

The seeming legitimacy that existed in mind a second earlier vaporized before they could be carried out, leaving the air barren.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

Spread your ear pollution far and wide.

See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.

Social distinctions concern themselves ultimately with whom you may and may not marry.

All I'm saying is, where relationships are concerned, don't confuse length with strength.

Art has always been my salvation.

Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.

He who does not take insults seriously, is on the path to wisdom.

My acting range has always been something between the two extremes of 'raises left eyebrow' and 'raises right eyebrow.'