The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

Out of what... a thousand?

Your first name's white, your second is Hispanic, and your third belongs to a black. No wonder you don't know who you are.

Don't worry about things that you have no control over, because you have no control over them. Don't worry about things that you have control over, because you have control over them.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

I might have to commute. You know, left field, DH, wherever.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.

You don't have to be where you find yourself to be.

Yes, I've lost him. But I don't have to lose myself.

Kissing hides the lips

No achieving without believing

Patience is a particular requirement. Without it, you can destroy in an hour what it might take you weeks to repair.

I can't stop biting my nails. It's a bad habit of mine. I like anything to do with math and numbers. I know a lot of people don't like geometry, but for me it's fun.

I haven't been trying to be anything other than myself.

Away! Away! Tempt me no more insidious love.

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.

I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff