The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

If anything can go wrong, it will.

When I first set out to do it, I wanted to be a working actor, and now it seems like it's superseded even my dreams.

Yes, I'm happy, in human terms.

Every time I come to Auburn it's nothing but love

I'll use the knives for spreading jam, and the gas to warm my greying love.

I get very anxious and am scared in crowds and things like that.

Out of my own great woe I make my little songs.

To say that we're doomed is just an obvious remark.

I actually do like playing off-beat people. I think it's more fun.

I think at the end of a show, you have to walk out with a message. That's my hardest struggle right now; that's what I'm working towards.

One of the most puzzling things about a novel is that "the way it really was" half the time is, and half the time isn't, the way it ought to be in the novel.