The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

To be saved is here, local and mortal

The longer the road to love, the keener is the pleasure...

It's [Jail's] like being at school. Except you can't leave.

The deceit, the lie of the Devil consists of this, that he wishes to make man believe that he can live without God's Word.

I do not feel I could give up all for Christ, were I called to die.

A smart girl leaves before she is left.

The unconscious is our best collaborator.

The anchor holds in spite of the storm

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.