The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

There is a little bit of hubris to want to change the past. It implies that you know better - that things didn't happen the way that they were supposed to.

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it.

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

In some way or another we are all agnostics. We don’t believe in ninety-nine percent of Gods, and we don’t know the ultimate reality.

I bought almost every single thing that I furnished my house with at the Salvation Army in Hawaii. All second hand. Some of them are kind of retro, and some of them you'd never know.

A mantra is a very powerful word. It vibrates like music does, only not on this plane but on other planes of reality. It creates a powerful force. It starts the kundalini moving.

He is clearly bookish. I did not follow a single word of their conversation at dinner last night, not one jot of it. He must be bookish.

There is a proverb in the South that a woman laughs when she can, and weeps when she pleases.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

You go in and record and sing them some and you go back in and rerecord and sing them some more. That's kind of how I did this album [The Art of Elegance].

I may not be the most physical player, that's not my nature. But I am a competitor and I play as hard as I can.

I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.

Familiarity breeds complacency.