The five happiest people I have ever met all had this strange little quirk of referring to their jobs as a 'calling.'

The biggest big business in America is not steel, automobiles, or television. It is the manufacture, refinement and distribution of anxiety.

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been , that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something.

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt.

The bigger the information media, the less courage and freedom they follow. Bigness means weakness.

Wisdom is essential in a president, the appearance of wisdom will do in a candidate.

I'm sort of a pessimist about tomorrow and an optimist about the day after tomorrow.

The major cause of problems are solutions

No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.

Some people get what they want because they grab the power and swing it, and some people don’t.

Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must.

I love the young people.

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

A nation has its first obligation to its own workers and its own poor.

The first essentials, of course, is to know what you want.

Diligence in employments of less consequence is the most successful introduction to greater enterprises.

Everything will be okay. I have a sticker on my laptop that says that.

You have never seen ugliness in a happy face.

When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.