The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

Typing is the future of talking and to don't forgot and brother of feature.

You are no longer a weak, susceptible human. You are Shaede, deadly and cunning. Never bow to that mortal weakness again.

As society changes, as politics change, as people change, certain songs still seem to resonate.

I am fully aware of the critical moments we face as a country.

Editing might be a bloody trade. But knives aren't the exclusive property of butchers. Surgeons use them too.

A man can be honest in any sort of skin.

I'd like to be Dakota Fanning when I get young.

Right, sure. Because there's no girls in politics! I have no interest. Voting? What? I forgot my apron. I think I ought to be in the kitchen right now, actually. My rolling pin-

There are very few honest friends--the demand is not particularly great.

We must learn, and we are gradually learning, how to write history with the help of archaeology.