The fly lands on the swatter.The movie runs backwardsand catches fire in the projector.This species apes us wellby talking only about itself

all they want to dois tie the poem to a chair with ropeand torture a confession out of it.They begin beating it with a hoseto find out what it really means.

a long time ago when cataclysms were commonas sneezes and land masses slidaround the globe looking for placesto settle down and become continents, someone introduced us at a party.

You are deluded if you think that the world around you is a physical construct separate from your own mind.

No sooner is there a good thing in the world, than a division is necessary.

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

Love is when you can completely trust one another, you feel like you can conquer the world together, you know that person will be there for you, and most importantly, you make each other laugh.

The destructive power of a lie is stronger than the truth.

Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.

To long for everything: sorrow; to accept everything: joy.

It's without doubt my main subject. The way masculinity can go wrong. And I'm something of a gynocrat in a utopian kind of way.

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

I don't come from a family of slackers, but I do come from a family of doers.