The focus of gap analysis should be getting to the other side. If you bend-over to analyze a gap too long, you'll probably fall into it.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

Everyone breathing is broken. Keep breathing light into them until the stained glass collage takes your breath away.

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.

I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It's becoming the way entire bicycles are built.

The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing.

Even when this world is a forgotten whisper of dust between the stars, I will love you.

If you want to have order in the commonwealth, you first have to have order in the individual soul.

Do you know we are being led toSlaughters by placid admirals& that fat slow generals are gettingObscene on young bloodDo you know we are ruled by t.v.

When you make your peace with authority you become authority.

The right response to the non-problem of global warming is to have the courage to do nothing.

You can only go forward by making mistakes. I'm twenty-seven, not fifty-seven. I'm not Givenchy, I'm Alexander McQueen.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

I am a fan of sequels even though they are inevitably awful.

There's a very fine line between being artistic and being a dickhead - it's like love and hate.

Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.