The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you're on the toilet.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

If you are in Christ, then you have the heavenly position of His authority and operate on this earth in His name as someone who is from above

The moment you awake, you know the mystery of life.

I am not a person who goes in the side of the many, because I prefer the side of the victor.

Bob says hello, " he told the stars.

I never place limits on the potential success of my students. If they're going into acting, they're going to win the Oscar... If they're going into law, they're going to be chief justice.

So many of my thoughts and feelings are shared by the English that England has turned into a second native land of the mind for me.

Martial arts should be part of every girl's education.

I think if they hadn't scored, we might have got a better result.

We can easily become loyal to our suffering … but it's not the end of the path.

Serving others breaks you free from the shackles of self and self-absorption that choke out the joy of living.