The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

You cannot ‘fit yourself in’ to greatness. This can only be done by embracing and pursuing your biggest dreams and desires.

Positive goals lead to positive actions for purposeful life.

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different.

It is not depravity that afflicts the human race so much as a general lack of intelligence.

We didn't evolve to be passive victims or shoppers.

I don't have moments of weakness. I'm Rik Mayall.

What's a word, a talisman, to hold against the world?

Have faith in yourself, all power is in you, be conscious and bring it out

I consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present.